10 Things I Didn’t Expect From Being A Parent

I Have Poo Tinnitus. It's true. Everywhere I go I can smell a gentle whiff of poo. Where it's coming from I can't tell you. It may be that changing a multitude of nappies has made me especially sensitive to the aroma of fecal matter?

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GIVE PEAS A CHANCE…

It's a strange thing feeding another human being. Even stranger when a fussy eater is feeding their non-fussy eater child. I spend long periods of time faking smiles and satisfied noises about food I wouldn't dream of eating myself. 

The Sequel: ANOTHER 5 Stupid things I am regularly asked!!!

If you think you're busy, but you still have time to poo on your own - then, frankly, you're not. 

Godzilla Attacks & other Stay ‘n’ Play lessons…

Look, I'm no newbie when it comes to taking Sam to play environments. I'm the survivor of several Soft Play campaigns. I've been to hell, I know what it's like.