If you think you're busy, but you still have time to poo on your own - then, frankly, you're not.
So it's happened, you're a dad!
So it's happened. You've been dreading it for months now and. finally, it's here!!
I'm the first to admit that I was quite naive going into this whole 'parenting thing'. I really was. I genuinely thought my days would be just as they were before, with a few nappy changes and the occasional bottle feed. How dumb was I? The answer is pretty dumb - almost Donald Trump levels of [...]
"I'll get a stick," I announced, to Sam...