The Old Ones Aren’t The Best

I've started listening to The Archers. Let me say that again: I'VE STARTED LISTENING TO THE ARCHERS. It's actually quite good.

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10 Things I Didn’t Expect From Being A Parent

I Have Poo Tinnitus. It's true. Everywhere I go I can smell a gentle whiff of poo. Where it's coming from I can't tell you. It may be that changing a multitude of nappies has made me especially sensitive to the aroma of fecal matter?

5 Things I Didn’t Expect From Fatherhood…

I'm the first to admit that I was quite naive going into this whole 'parenting thing'. I really was. I genuinely thought my days would be just as they were before, with a few nappy changes and the occasional bottle feed. How dumb was I? The answer is pretty dumb - almost Donald Trump levels of … Continue reading 5 Things I Didn’t Expect From Fatherhood…

The Wall

It was going to happen at some point. There was an inevitability about it, like death, taxes or a Davina McCall workout video in January. At some point I was going to hit 'The Wall'. Well mark it in your diary, today was that day. What am I on about? 'The Wall' is the point … Continue reading The Wall